You can't put your chip in the dip, take a bite, and then go back for another dip. It's like putting your whole mouth in the dip. And you definitely can't "yada yada yada" your way through the best ...

So there's this royal baby, yada yada yada, and the whole world is celebrating like it's Festivus or something. We don't want to be the biggest jerk at the jerk store, but sometimes people get sick of ...